Got some Junk in your... mailbox?

Okay.. lets be honest, junk mail sucks.  No one likes junk mail.  If fills up your mail box, it wastes trees, its almost as annoying as getting a bill in the mail.  Well my friends, when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade.. kind of.  My mom showed me an AWESOME way she gets rid of her junk mail, and I think everyone should go ahead and adopt this new way of life.

Step 1: Check your mailbox and find that credit card application that they continue to send you, yet you have no use for it..

Step 2: Open it to make sure there is a PAID POSTAGE envelope (this only works with paid postage)

Yep its there..

Step 3: Find any junk mail laying around including all material that was used to send the original junk mail.  Or any envelopes from other mail opened.

Step 4:  Tear up any and all junk mail, saving the PAID POSTAGE envelope.

 Step 5: Fill envelope as full as you can possibly fill it until you can hardly seal it shut.

Not quite yet.. still room for more

Just right..

Step 6: Seal the envelope.  This will probably be hard considering you have just jammed packed it full of garbage.  I put mine under the cutting board to dry.

Get it as thick as you can get it.

You may be asking what the purpose of this is... Well.. These businesses send you postage paid envelopes to clearly trying to make money off of you in the long run, they also have to pay pay PER WEIGHT. So the more you put in there, the more they have to pay the Post Office.  Garbage in, Garbage out.. if they send want to send me junk mail, I will send them junk mail and in the process giving the mail man job security :)  Not to mention.. they don't send me junk mail for a while :) While the appropriate thing is recycling.. this give you more pleasure.  Enjoy!!

Thats all..